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Truth Demotivational Poster


THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.


TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.34/5

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Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm
BAM!
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


DUCKFACE - The ugly truth


TAGS: duckface truth reality
Rating: 4.57/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:58 pm
Actually my first thought was a can of spray paint to give that pumpkinhead a human skin tone.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:22 am
Don't you want to take a scissors and . . . . you know.


MEASURES - A knight in shining armor is a knight who has never had his metal tested For your armor after battle tells the story of who you truly are


TAGS: armor knight truth
Rating: 4.62/5

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powla412 - November 22, 2013, 12:55 pm
I want to buy this poster. How do I do that?
demon001 - October 29, 2013, 9:32 pm
Did you mean :"mettle"?
demon001 - October 29, 2013, 9:32 pm
Did you means :"mettle"?
fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:47 am
No comment required - 5L's well won, sir knight.


GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.


TAGS: politics truth right to bare arms
Rating: 3.58/5

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itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:11 pm
uncle sam dousnt want you
itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:10 pm
its t bad this world has idiots like fred - #150050 it will start with guns and eventually we will be caged like dogs and the government will control all aspects of our lives until then enjoy life
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:45 am
some things are more dangerous than others, retard.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:27 pm
Ah the tunnel thing was unintended. Just another guns poster with that line would have been great.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:16 pm
I just one, but I substituded "someone" with "a bitch" for the sake of comedic affect...Shit! I forgot to put tags on again!
Haarakkon - September 19, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'm fairly sure that's what Random meant.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:08 pm
A tunnel? I don't believe in those. I guess I could make an original out of it...okay.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:01 pm
The comment that is.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:00 pm
Make a poster out of that. Now.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 2:57 pm
Guns don't make you a killer, but they can sure speed up the process. It takes hours to choke someone.
reason - September 19, 2009, 2:17 pm
Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, Punk?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 12:18 am
Donkey shine.
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 3:59 pm
well said!
mauser98k - August 18, 2009, 3:57 pm
5 lions
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 11:43 am
agdaniel = bricktop w/o pigs?
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:50 pm
I hear hogs do a great job at cleaning up messes like say a nosy Animal Control employee.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:48 pm
Your bats may "fix" a problem... but when you want that "problem" to "go away" you're gonna need mealworms... "trained" ones who won't "talk".
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:44 pm
As what? Food for your army of darkness, or AS your army of darkness. Cuz if it's the latter, then I think I see your problem right there .... And I may start demanding from you your lunch money.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:21 pm
I've had markedly less success with my mealworms.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:13 pm
True enough, I guess, but just the other day an Animal Control dude wanted to know why I seemed to be training all these bats in my garden shed. Asking me stuff like "what are you training them for?" Well let's just say that THAT problem fixed itself.
RONSART - June 27, 2009, 8:09 pm
Being a “GUNS” owner...love gun posters.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:49 pm
I'm all for firearm rights, but only if the death penalty was mandatory for gun deaths across the board... unless in self defense. Eye for an eye is BS, but if you can kill someone, you don't belong here... and we should end that gene pool immediately.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:30 pm
Many people get the point. The problem is they keep giving the cameras and microphones to the idiots who don't get it.
TJ - June 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
FINALLY someone gets the fuckin' point.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:11 pm
Thank you, moo+
mooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2009, 6:44 pm
Nice one 5 lions


JUSTIN -


TAGS: culos truth hurts
Rating: 4.71/5

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KoU - December 28, 2011, 1:59 pm
Nice one!! go to cry to mama!
dindi - February 16, 2011, 4:06 am
LOL!!!!
tina6a6i - February 16, 2011, 1:32 am
cry me a river dorkface
tellitlikeitis - February 15, 2011, 10:12 pm
Absolutely love this one. Definately 5 tissues for you!


WORDS OF WISDOM -


TAGS: truth
Rating: 4.32/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 5:26 am
Indeed, applicable at work places especially.


$650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy?


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats election true truth politics bill congress stimulus
Rating: 3.02/5

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MrRandom - May 26, 2009, 2:27 am
Be glad, one of the opposition parties here wants to make Employment Insurance available for a year after 360 hours of work
LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 9:26 am
The "American Dream" has now been officially renamed to the "American Entitlement" - you will never again have to work hard America! Hell, I'm even thinking about moving to Mississippi so I can get my free doorbell!
lunchmeat5000 - February 10, 2009, 1:09 am
opps...always thought it was a privilege...
lunchmeat5000 - February 10, 2009, 1:08 am
Since when did cable tv become entitled. I always it was a privilege to own cable. And for that matter, a tv, a house, a car...
Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:43 am
It promotes the sale of new couches? The Omniscient One only goes after easily solved problems of no great importance.


The Truth -


TAGS: truth hate society orwell dystopia
Rating: 4.86/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:48 pm
And the truth--in your eyes--being....
Silverheart - January 26, 2016, 12:53 pm

*gasp* I'm offended by this. Show some sen5itivity!


DENIAL -


TAGS: lies truth belief
Rating: 4.54/5

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Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:24 pm
So true, yet so few have the guts to admit it... 5L
Sho - June 12, 2012, 9:13 pm
Thank you!
spacedog - June 12, 2012, 6:55 pm
This is really good Sho. Cool image, great title and caption.


HURTS, DOESN'T IT? -


TAGS: mortality depressing truth hurts
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:39 pm
Remembering we're going to die someday is the best motivation to make a name for oneself, go out there and accomplish something, that there can be.
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 5:59 pm
I don't know why, but I love this one. It's so decadently dark. 5/5


WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power




SCIENCE - It's one cold hearted bitch with a fourteen inch strap-on.


TAGS: dexter vince masuka science smothered truth
Rating: 2.71/5

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Noizgul - September 8, 2009, 3:35 am
Thanks. Nice avatar, heh.
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:25 am
Thank you. I'll make sure to look it up. 5/5
Noizgul - September 8, 2009, 3:22 am
Dexter.
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 2:45 am
What show is this from?
Ronski - September 8, 2009, 2:35 am
direct quote from last night's show - what's not to love??
agdaniele - September 8, 2009, 12:45 am
I really want to like this one.


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

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whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


TRUTH - There's always the hyena of morality at the garden gate and the real wolf at the end of the street


TAGS: truth wolf
Rating: 4.75/5

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THE TRUTH - Some people, just can't accept it....




FACT OF THE MATTER - There is no paradise, without sacrifice




12 Angry Men -




THE TRUTH -




IN THE END - only memories stay with you.


TAGS: old truth
Rating: 4.42/5

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HARSH TRUTH - “We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.” -Welles-




9-11 CONSPIRACY -


TAGS: 911 conspiracy truth
Rating: 3.17/5

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agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 12:59 pm
Almost. Needed to fine-tune the caption. If you're gonna sell "offensive" as humor, make sure you build a quality product.


2010 -


TAGS: 2010 conservatives liberals the truth
Rating: 3.21/5

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Zed - September 17, 2009, 4:13 pm
Just try it, "ME/Smarterthanyou", go ahead. Just be warned, I shoot back.
me - September 17, 2009, 12:55 pm
And when those cards become name tags, we will know who to aim for.
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:33 am
Isn't that when the world's economy fill finally collapse?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 2:46 am
MR. HtD?....wow...always thought I was alone...nice to see you see the humor too...lol
HtD - February 16, 2009, 2:39 am
Haha. You aren't alone Ron.
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:31 am
Definitely made me laugh. Did you find the "$1 Trillion Dollars" yet?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 1:06 am
Thought you would enjoy this...lol...lol...lol...lol
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:03 am
Not a chance in hell, my friend. I could have a full frontal lobotomy and still have enough sense to know ya'll are out of your minds. Keep hoping if it makes you feel good though, bud.
Trapper - February 16, 2009, 12:51 am
You mean there is a liberal on this site?


PARENTS - Always hiding the truth from us...


TAGS: dog sad funny parents always hiding the truth
Rating: 3.74/5

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Dangle - July 9, 2010, 3:41 am
im not sure if thats a parental win or fail... funny as hell either way! lol
LD0ne - August 26, 2009, 10:34 am
LOL that is awesome
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 11:48 am
I always wondered where Skittles was. How could he?
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:36 am
I'd do that one for free! Two seriously scarred kids...coming up!
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 8:51 am
ill do it, sorry kids
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 10:51 pm
Haha i was reading that yesterdya xD
Im Suddenly An Actor - July 27, 2009, 10:48 pm
For $500 Ill bloody do it!
Preacher Man - July 2, 2009, 11:34 pm
Is it any wonder that so many people believe conspiracy theories? If you can't trust your own father to not conspire against you...
RandomApe - July 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Wow, just...wow


REVELATIONS -


TAGS: people wont tell the truth
Rating: 4.83/5

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Zetmonk - July 19, 2012, 9:24 am
It takes a brave man to make such a poster... 5L
spacedog - July 16, 2012, 5:42 pm
Armageddon! 5L Caveman.


Broken Promises -


TAGS: un genocide bosnia balkans truth
Rating: 4.59/5

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Greybeard - November 6, 2015, 6:17 am
Absolutely correct...!
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:03 am
UN: The most corrupt organization on earth.


INCONVIENIENT TRUTH -




HONESTY - A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.




SHOOT FOR THE MOON. EVEN IF YOU MISS, - at least you'll float aimlessly through an unforgiving vacuum of death.


TAGS: les brown truth
Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - May 13, 2010, 8:38 am
nice idea for the Darwin Award - thread ;)


SPEED -


TAGS: relationships ruined true truth porn
Rating: 4.89/5

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5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 4:34 pm
Although nobody is perfect... She was disconcerted with the almost dead hooker in my trunk. Kind of a mess making sure she fit the amputee part of the fantasy. True love is someone who will help you bury someone alive.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 4:22 pm

wow, I am so glad you found that special somebody....
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 4:18 pm
No worries, she is into Slovakian amputee animal scat as well.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 4:13 pm

got caught Monkey?
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 4:10 pm
lmao Brilliant! 5Lashings!


LIARS - Honesty is the best policy, except if you are an exquisite liar.


TAGS: truth liar
Rating: 3.94/5

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TAGS: 9 11 truther america terrorism
Rating: 2.22/5


ADVERTISEMENTS -




FANTASY -


TAGS: fantasy fiction truth lie
Rating: 4.8/5

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HypercatZed - July 8, 2011, 6:39 am
This is neat!
gas - July 8, 2011, 6:37 am
You can take it from here: http://lolsnaps.com/news/3691/0/
cain587 - July 8, 2011, 6:28 am
do you have the original picture?
gas - July 8, 2011, 6:13 am
thx!:)
Reality Lord - July 7, 2011, 6:50 pm

fav'd and fived. very nice


OK -


TAGS: conservatives liberals the truth
Rating: 3.2/5

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Whatwhat - October 27, 2009, 10:27 pm
damn liberals, they're so damn conservative...
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:52 am
Couldn't help it. Hey, to make it up to ya, I'll buy you a bag of milk.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 1:32 am
Oh that Canadian crack was wayyy below the border. Way!
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:29 am
You were never the prob, bud. Always respect they way you chime in with reason and logic (and occasionally you can be funny, for a Canadian).
Sean - August 28, 2009, 1:12 am
I figured you weren't well rested when you commingled "Don't forget" with "etc." *snickers* So take it easy man, and rest assured that I am just passin' by tonight. No more drive by's, promise. Take it easy.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:03 am
Don't start ranting, Sean. I'm too tired today to muster the anger required to fight thought nazis.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 12:55 am
Seriously, what the hell was Moore's f/n point? What a dufus. Nearest I cold figure is that because Clinton was bombing the hell outta Bosnia (to halt a genocide), that somehow made high school dudes trigger happy.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 12:52 am
rent control? thank a liberal. organized violence called a "picket line"? thank a liberal. allowing guns in national parks? thank a liberal. confusing the hell outta me halfway through "Bowling for Colombine"? thank a liberal.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:42 am
Don't forget about organized crime (teamsters), corrupted politicians, crippling overhead costs for US auto industries, etc.
Bah - August 27, 2009, 9:01 am
Can I thank him with that hammer?
faulty switch - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
dont even get me started on welfare. lets give lazy people incentive to stay lazy.
HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:26 pm
Welfare and the generations that are living off of it. Talk about Social Security and giving it to illeagals. Cmon man your paying for it!
Anonymous2 - February 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Higher taxes? Deficit that grows at over a million dollars a minute? Voter fraud? Thank a liberal!


TRUTH -


TAGS: truth beautiful lie mariand
Rating: 4.87/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2013, 11:49 am
The 5L oops moment!


CYANIDE & HAPPINESS -


TAGS: joke truth hurt sad hammy
Rating: 4.82/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 9:53 am
5L's, I can more than relate to this, good poster


R•E•A•L•I•T•Y - I prefer mine in small, sharp doses Like slivers of truth shoved under my nails


TAGS: reality truth sad
Rating: 4.75/5

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Oiler - January 17, 2013, 11:53 am
It is the one of the most senseless thing a person can do, and there is NO excuse for it. The punishment for impaired driving does not fit the crime. Very thought provoking. 5L


TRUTH - No one wants to admit it.


TAGS: truth
Rating: 4.43/5

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RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water


TAGS: russia vodka cheap water nation national mockery truth hurts sometimes
Rating: 2.35/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.


PEOPLE -


TAGS: people shadows truth life hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

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Theinconsequent - November 13, 2011, 9:42 am
Brillant photo and a meaningful caption. This has it all. And I like this one so well, that I'm going to ask your permission to make use of it ;)


HONEST - Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.




MEMORY -


TAGS: lies truth humanity need hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - November 20, 2010, 4:31 am
Great minds think alike. funny how we both posted on the same subject together. 5 LIE-ons


HAMMER'S OF JUSTICE - "Are you ready for this, my brother" "Let's do some gratuitous violence. "


TAGS: boondock saints truth justice violence
Rating: 4.31/5

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jameswnash - September 24, 2010, 8:26 pm
Sequel us awesome, I own both films and love watching them back to back
forseti - September 24, 2010, 11:52 am
thx, I will!
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:06 am
I saw the sequel. It was damn good in my opinion. They kept all the same actors which i was happy about. Check it out foreskin
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:17 am
I love the film too. Did anyone see the sequel?
agdaniele - September 24, 2010, 1:17 am
It's the apostrophe, isnt' it, Phy?
phydeaux - September 24, 2010, 1:14 am
and yet I can't take the level of suck involved...so I refrain, and do not vote. Never let it be said that I ignored the wisdom of Aggy, for ones does that at his own peril.
agdaniele - September 24, 2010, 12:57 am
(that was symbology)
agdaniele - September 24, 2010, 12:57 am
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it
agdaniele - September 24, 2010, 12:56 am
Do not bomb, do not target, do not timmy, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost....
jameswnash - September 24, 2010, 12:06 am
I simply did this one because I love the movie.


OPPORTUNISTIC - "Never let a crisis go to waste" -Rahm Emanuel, WH Chief of Staff There's the real plan. Don't try to fix problems, just milk them to pass every socialist policy you can.


TAGS: politics congress obama president marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change truth deficit taxes
Rating: 3.08/5

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HAHA - May 4, 2009, 7:18 pm
One loser, two loosers Ahh Ahh Ahh


Truth Love Faithful Respect -


TAGS: truth love faithful respect words
Rating: 4.93/5

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rerun - May 25, 2013, 10:35 am

Once again, you have set the bar high.


VERACITY -


TAGS: death life truth
Rating: 4.76/5

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Greeny - December 1, 2012, 7:09 pm
Another for the WOW book!
GaryO - December 1, 2012, 6:19 pm
BAM!
MissPriss - December 1, 2012, 3:25 pm
Sensational poster sho!


BEAUTY -




DIAMONDS -


TAGS: girls friend truths win funny
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hawamleh - May 14, 2012, 2:27 pm
%ls, a comment telling you just how much of an epic poster this is, and how you've helped humanity by making it, and also effin fav'd and saved, i'd give you a donation if you were a televangelist


SO TRUE - who needs me now?




NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER -




TRUTH IN ADVERTISING - REALLY, NO SHIT DUDE...




TRUTH -




TRUTH -


TAGS: truth lie enemies friends lovers
Rating: 4.69/5

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Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 2:49 pm

you have the right site. very nice...5L solid. funny OR demotivational.
gas - April 22, 2011, 10:06 am
Ok, thx for the clarification ^^, I wasn't very sure if it was the right place
forseti - April 22, 2011, 9:57 am
IMO there are too many sites. Motifake is the correct place. We collect _demotivational_ posters and this is one. Some of the best posters here are not really funny but pretty sad!
gas - April 22, 2011, 9:37 am
Maybe I should have posted it better on motitwist :/
WillH - April 22, 2011, 1:25 am
I like the photo, but not very funny.
gas - April 21, 2011, 7:37 am
:P well seen... thx!
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:47 am
So Gas, you're an enemy I guess... 5 spiders


CONFUSION -


TAGS: lies truth hurt revenge cubby
Rating: 4.69/5

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Neener - October 25, 2010, 1:13 am
5 prozacs


WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: religion difference illusion truth
Rating: 4.63/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:07 am
Are you saying that my imaginary friend is not real?


TELLING THE TRUTH - A man's scale knows how to do it. A woman's scale does not.




TRUTH -




THE TRUTH - Is beyond signs


TAGS: truth beyond signs
Rating: 3.5/5

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almarpa - August 26, 2010, 10:16 am
Indeed, is a really good picture and has a lot to say with the correct caption.
GreyScorpion - August 26, 2010, 9:24 am
another twist on this pic, 84459


DISNEY CHANNEL - The only place in which people that have no talent, can obtain a career.....


TAGS: truth disney
Rating: 3.44/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 7:54 pm
They do have talent, it's just we're too old and sophisticated to appreciate it.


THE TRUTH - You know it. They don't mean the element.




GLOCK 21 -


TAGS: glock 21 45 1911 truth
Rating: 1.36/5

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tomyironmane - July 28, 2013, 1:57 am
Besides, someone just passed me a few pix of Glock Kabooms. Turns out you DO have to baby a Glock, especially on ammo, or the chambers might rupture... whereas a 1911 will eat anything that isn't +P.... and a Hi-point will eat any ol' garbage you feed it.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:21 pm
Who said you had to baby them? Just don't treat them like garbage. Hell, a stock GI 1911 you probably CAN treat like garbage. The issues come when you treat a tight 1911 like garbage, and you'll get that reliability issue with any tight-tolerance pistol.
TheScottsMan - July 24, 2013, 5:10 pm
I'd rather buy one you don't have to baby to get to work right. That's a REAL pistol. Not a 1911 you buy at baby gap.
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 2:57 pm
Agreed, go get a real pistol and learn to take care of it, instead of using it as a post-hole digger, boat anchor, doorstop, wheel chock, coffee-table leveling device, hammer, and so on.
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 3:16 pm
Man, I wish we could agree on something. I love them without plaid bras.
TheScottsMan - July 23, 2013, 2:58 pm
As a Scotsman I love Scottish women in plaid bras :)
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 2:40 pm
Hey what do you expect from a Scotsman with tyts (being funny here, Scottsman). Yeah, I’m not a 1911 fan either. It s/be buried with the Glock. Shot/carried ‘em all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2013, 1:48 pm
"Pretty" hand guns…now I've heard it all.
TheScottsMan - July 23, 2013, 12:28 pm
Glock has outperformed 1911 in every way except looks. All a 1911 is good for is looking pretty in a case.
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 8:42 am
Burying a Glock. Good move. Make it deep.
TheScottsMan - July 22, 2013, 6:13 pm
Thats the only way you're going to get a 1911 to work for 100 years anyway. They'll rust shut so easy its not even funny. It's funny you think a pistol that's been altered countless times to look nothing like its original has been around 100 years.
TheScottsMan - July 22, 2013, 5:57 pm
Saving Character space grammar nazi. So basically you're saying that if you pack it in cosmoline it'll last 100 years? and you think the Glock won't. You can bury a Glock in the ground for 30 years and it'll fire. It's been done.
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:29 pm
30 days of saltwater is not a hundred years of use/storage, NOR is it 100+ years of production and proven results. As for MY 1911? Possibly, it's stainless steel. That having been said, I don't use it as a boat anchor. Also: *you *your *you *yourself.
TheScottsMan - July 19, 2013, 9:00 am
Not only can I say that, but u can store a Glock 21 .45 13+1 under saltwater for 30 days and it'll still fire. Can you say that about ur precious 1911? Look at a real U.S. Patent 984519. That's a 1911 not what u think is a 1911. Don't fool urself dude.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:49 pm
Come bacl in a hundred years and scrape the cosmoline off and a 1911 will work just like it did when your great grandpa packed it away. Can you say the same of a Glock? Can you say that they'll be still in production in the 2100s? Bet the 1911 will be.
Swampfox - October 24, 2012, 3:14 am
Blasphemer!
M0rd3kaI - April 10, 2012, 6:40 pm
*ahem* "Lazyness" and that is also where muscle memory comes in play
TheScottsMan - April 10, 2012, 11:00 am
Yea, cause thats exactly what I want to do... a mag change ever seven rounds and making sure my saftey is off... 2 steps I can avoid.
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 10:02 am
For zombies... a nice knife or axe, as for preparedness... that's where more mags come into play.
TheScottsMan - April 6, 2012, 6:59 am
As a Marine Corps pistol expert accuracy isn't my problem. Also as an Eagle Scout "Be Prepared" son, thats my motto. Be Prepared, becauses those damned zombies aren't going to kill themselves :)
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 6:20 am
Snakeskin handle gives it a more roughneck look... but still. anyway, if you need more rounds it only means you shouldn't have a firearm in the first place ;)
TheScottsMan - April 5, 2012, 11:30 pm
http://www.thefirearmsforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=34278&stc=1&d=1266622906 No one can escape the pinkness. They even made a hello kitty AK for godsakes! Grip thickness = mag capacity. I need more than 7-8 rounds.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:26 pm
and what not. so far as I know the 1911 does not have that shame on its name
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:26 pm
My (And many others) prefer the 1911. oh and the size of the glock (thickness) is far greater than that of the colt or more modern 1911 styles. as for the 'hellokitti' I was referring to the hellokitti theme placed on so many firearms nowdays, pink, white
TheScottsMan - March 29, 2012, 5:06 pm
hellokitti handguns? Are you refering to Glock? A Glock 21 has vertually double the mag capacity of any 1911. Noth to mention that its rated far higher for combat use than the 1911. Lose the training wheels and the saftey, the 19ll is the hellokitti gun.
M0rd3kaI - March 29, 2012, 4:39 pm
Kimber nor Colt came up second in a quality match either, function is one thing, but it aint no intimidating item to wield 2 hellokitti handguns
templar13 - March 28, 2012, 6:46 pm
I'm a fan of Berettas. Just sayin', they're the startin' handgun in most RE games....
TheScottsMan - March 28, 2012, 5:07 pm
My point exactly. I hate mechanical safties. Oh and I'm a bigger fan of function over form. I don't enter my handguns in beauty contests.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 4:27 pm
When wielding a firearm it's your trigger finger that provides the best safety... oh and the Kimber and 1911 looks better ;) just saying
TheScottsMan - March 28, 2012, 2:26 pm
The kimber custom II has a button saftey, therefore inferior to Glock.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 2:00 pm
Kimber Custom II... consider the Glock De-Throned


LOVE -


TAGS: truth harsh cheater lies wsc
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by WereSteaminCleveland

spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:38 pm
Nice one, Cleveland.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 6:38 pm
Post to Moti-twist also
Greeny - August 5, 2011, 6:38 pm
nice!
mariand - August 5, 2011, 6:09 pm
I think is very true!
WereSteaminCleveland - August 5, 2011, 5:53 pm
Thanks, the first lines just something ive always said!
mariand - August 5, 2011, 5:47 pm
awe5ome


TRUTH -


TAGS: truth can hurt dark feelings
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:17 pm
Don't get my comment wrong, I like it, 5 lions to you. But it seems a little less like "truth," and a whole lot of "can't win worth a d***."
Greeny - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am
five too fars
dy2012 - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am
nice


SNOPES -




INTUITION -


TAGS: intuition schizophrenia small voice truth
Rating: 4.67/5

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Rick69 - December 9, 2015, 12:38 pm
Thanks... Copy-cat!
Silverheart - December 9, 2015, 7:13 am

And I do mean that, not *just* echoing your comment on one of mine.
Silverheart - December 9, 2015, 7:12 am

Brilliant composition.


CHILDREN -




THE STRONGEST MAN -


TAGS: resolve superman truth justice
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Coombsy007 - January 9, 2012, 11:14 am
How dare you! Superman will never die! :-Þ
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 6:52 am
super man retires. he just wears the suit to remember the glory days.


SELF ASSURANCE -




ORWELL'S TRUTH - In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell




LIFE -




ROAD TO TRUTH -


TAGS: road truth bastards
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Aggy - July 21, 2009, 1:42 am
"will I sell many oranges today?"
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
As I sit at the roadside, I wonder...
RON - July 20, 2009, 5:37 pm
Thanks Mr. KDP3
KDP3 - July 20, 2009, 3:54 pm
Ron your posters are the best and only true "demotivation" posters


THE TRUTH - Just because it is.


TAGS: truth
Rating: 2.97/5

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Krissie - August 2, 2009, 12:59 pm
LOL! 5 lions from me!
michael - October 31, 2008, 8:16 pm
as an SA resident, fuck that is so true!... srsly the amount of scare posters is unbelievable....
KDP3 - May 7, 2008, 4:24 am
Truly EPIC TITS right their
Sean - May 5, 2008, 5:42 pm
I love how you put that. Honest.


"THE TROUBLE - ...with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant. It's just that they know so much that isn't so." --Ronald Reagan


TAGS: reagan truth hurts
Rating: 2.69/5

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WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:12 pm
Some are some aren't, P. The main reason some of the crooks (either party) stay in office is because of the short attention span of the Amer...hey look! A squirrel!
Porcelina - November 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
I think everyone is just sick of politics.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:06 pm
To each their own. This quote is too true to be very funny. I just happen to like the way he stated it.
Walkerofskies - November 13, 2009, 9:54 am
Picture of Ronald Reagan with the 'Hope' campain color palette, and a quote from RR. I'm sorry WTFO but this is unoriginal and the quote was barely funny in the first place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 13, 2009, 2:23 am
Why? It's just a picture and a quote......I say dig Reagan up and give him the lions....fair is fair.
TheSarge - November 13, 2009, 2:16 am
This one gets a 5.


VERACITY -


TAGS: truth lies sadness self destructive blues
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

Rick69 - April 12, 2015, 11:04 am
Made me look up "veracity"... Not even mad. Great composition.
mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 4:55 am
Excellent choice of photo! Truth well told! Going on the wall! 5L
Reality Lord - March 23, 2015, 6:33 am

WOW! i think you just raised the bar...a mile.
GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:16 pm
Gonna hafta start callin' you Oldsob if you keep this up
lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 7:38 pm

Goajus!


Yours, Mine & Ours -


TAGS: truth lies riot anarchy ferguson
Rating: 4.86/5

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Greybeard - August 24, 2014, 10:23 pm
LoL :)
GaryO - August 24, 2014, 8:23 pm
Not sure why, but I just got a hankerin’ fer gingerbread.


REAL WORLD -


TAGS: real world truth lie motifake
Rating: 4.8/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 8, 2011, 12:13 pm
And that's why black ppl put everything into the box on the left


SIMPLE TRUTHS - "Men are made stronger on realization that the helping hand they need is at the end of their own arm." ~ Sidney J. Phillips ~


TAGS: hand truth quote
Rating: 4.8/5

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beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:03 pm
lol ... Thanks very much. ;)
SteveFurlong - April 9, 2012, 9:18 pm
Very motivational! Are you sure it's on the correct site? 5L regardless.


LIFE -


TAGS: truth
Rating: 4.75/5

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mizzdizz - September 14, 2015, 8:27 am
E44, excellent poster! The spelling? Well, that just makes me feel better about my little oopsies! 5L
GaryO - September 14, 2015, 4:48 am
created an unforgettable mombent there steven
steve1961 - September 14, 2015, 1:35 am
Did we rembember how to misspell remember on purpose?


Silver Linings -


TAGS: truth
Rating: 4.75/5

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MY OWN TERMS -


TAGS: don t know the truth calendar
Rating: 4.7/5

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caveman - April 21, 2012, 2:41 am
I completely know what you are saying jack, the idea of this poster was exactly that, convey the exact opposite of what is the reality. Confusing, yes i know
jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:08 am
SOUNDS LIKE A COP OUT TO ME.. DIEING TO BE A HERO... MOST OF THOSE MEN AND WOMEN DO IT CAUSE THEY LOVE HELPING PEOPLE OR T=LOVE THERE JOB.. NOT BECAUSE THEY LOVE THE GLORY... DOESNT BELONG HERE. TO MOTO
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 6:52 am

sounds like the pledge to fatherhood :)


EASTER -


TAGS: resurrection truth grave jesus mariand
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - April 8, 2012, 11:18 am
it seem really interesting, chaser...
CloudchaserS - April 8, 2012, 10:27 am
My church had an interesting idea for this morning's service. A dramatization of DaVinci's The Last Supper. Fun fact. The art wasn't intended to be a faithful depiction, but was intended to depict what it might look like in 15th century Italy


Honest Eyes -




TRUTH - They say the truth will set you free. Yeah free from your house, your friends and your job


TAGS: truth
Rating: 4.45/5

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MEN -




INDISPUTABILITY - Beat that!




$9.3 TRILLION - The projected deficit calculated for 2010-2019 by the Congressional Budget Office based on Obama's proposals. Source: http://www.cbo.gov/


TAGS: politics congress obama president marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change truth deficit taxes
Rating: 2.87/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:51 pm
True that Pres Obama is my CINC, however I want his policies to fail because I want my country to succeed. He is dismantling this great nation by following the community organizer (ACORN) handbook for instituting "social justice".
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:49 pm
dylan (I can't stomach referencing with any form of awesome cause you're clueless), you are sorely misled if you think Bush created a $10T deficit. The $9.3T came from the Congressional Budget Office based on BHO getting his socialist programs passed.
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 4:06 am
and the 9.3 trill is if they don't pay off. Hopefully they will. I don't know why you want him to fail when he's already in charge of you. Thats just stupid.
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 4:04 am
no it's not 10 trillion defeciet its the amount lost as in we had a surplus before bush and we went into a 7 trillion dollar deficit.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:01 am
steering the country towards $1T in his first 6 months.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:01 am
Okay, again the idiot attacks my posters. As you've stated in another poster your source of news is South Park and that appears to be where you gathered this $10T number from. Here's your fact, the projected deficit from Bush was $490B. Pres Obama is
mrawesomo - April 7, 2009, 8:53 pm
over $10 trillion government dollars lost. That is the fact of how badly republicans fucked us over in 8 years.
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:39 am
Stimulus bill being drafted in Congress. Oh yea, and the Omnibus package he signed that had $8B in pork that he campaigned against. Doh! is a perfect name for an idiot like you. Gather some facts before you come at one of my posters, boy.
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:37 am
environmental programs, and continuing industry bailouts. The bailouts are a small part of the deficit spending. I did however disagree with Pres Bush's TARP when it came out and I totally disagree with BHO's Stimulus, TARP II, auto bailout, and the 2nd
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:35 am
a brain in you head (instead of having it squarely shoved up your ass), you would have followed the source provided in the poster where you would have learned that the $1T annual deficit projected is largely based on BHOs nationalizing health care,
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:34 am
As for the dumbass, doh!. Your first inclination when faced with the truth is to attack my family? Pathetic liberal distraction that doesn't work. First, I completely dismiss your attacks as being irrelevant just like you are irrelevant. Next, if you had
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:32 am
use a cigar? Maybe little Willy wasn't up to the challenge. After sleeping next to Hillary, I guess I could understand why it might be a scared pathetic tool. That or it had standards even though Bubba obviously didn't.
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:30 am
For HtD, the surplus was created by the Rep Congress, back when they really were fiscally conservative (too bad they lost that value but I think it's making a big comeback for them). Also, if Slick Willy to get the other thing up then why did he have to
HtD - March 22, 2009, 3:09 pm
Funny how we also had a budget surplus when Clinton was in office. That makes two things he was good at getting up.
Doh! - March 22, 2009, 2:42 pm
Making sure your daddy keeps his dead end job so that he stops beating mommy for at least 8 hours a day. Bush started the bailout you idiot, even he realised you had no choice.


THE TRUTH - It's out there, you just have to be paying attention.


TAGS: truth chicken chinese food
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by LilGerm

??? - October 23, 2008, 2:58 pm
Tom Boy Special?


A convenient truth -




BEAUTY -




GRASP -


TAGS: sweet tea bitter truth smile
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 29, 2013, 7:48 pm
Good show, ML
BobbEdwards - July 29, 2013, 6:09 pm
Deep 5tuff


A Farewell To Arms -




Democracy Incorporated -




East Is The New West -




OF TRUTH AND LOVE -


TAGS: truth love hate sad hammy
Rating: 4.86/5

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mariand - October 20, 2012, 5:55 pm
...and they'll think that's a normal way of living... amsome Hammy


T•R•U•T•H - The worst thing about being lied to is knowing that you weren't worth the truth


TAGS: lying lies truth
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 5:21 pm
Perhaps past experience suggested it was the wiser course.
merlehoffa - January 8, 2013, 12:34 am
Thank you!
TheSanityInspector - January 7, 2013, 12:24 pm
Bullseye.
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:16 am
Nicely done 5L.


BAD DECISIONS - Make good stories.


TAGS: ouch sad truth
Rating: 4.71/5

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The Awful Truth -




THE TRUTH HURTS - No one checks the supply... Until it's too late




TRUTH - “You can bend it and twist it... You can misuse and abuse it... But even God cannot change the Truth."


TAGS: truth
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Trixie

Trixie - June 13, 2012, 8:18 pm
Thanks
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2012, 8:08 am
Please post this to religifake. 5L


BIGOTRY - He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave. Andrew Carnegie




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